The awkward truth about lie detectors

From Tuesday’s paper: Why are police forces trialling polygraph machines when many experts argue that they simply don’t work? Polygraphs, the lie detector machines beloved of Fifties comic books and Jeremy Kyle shows, have a chequered history. American law‑enforcement agencies continue to use them, despite what critics claim is a lack of evidence that they…

London Olympics 2012: table-tennis-inspired patriotism

Here’s one thing I love about the Olympics: watching people who are the best in the world at some incredibly niche sport, and seeing just how extraordinary at said sport it is possible to be. For instance. I went to see the men’s second-round table tennis yesterday, at the Excel Centre, lost in some of…

Kids, disrespecting their elders since 500BC

Kids today, eh? The stuff they come out with. No manners; so uncouth, so crude, so scatological and sex-obsessed. Not like the old days. Just look at this pub graffiti. I’ve taken out names, to protect identities, and paraphrased some of the rude bits, in order to make it suitable for a family newspaper: “I…

It’s a straight red for the five-a-side killjoys

From Saturday’s paper: Slapping VAT on on an activity that’s so good for us is despicable You know the feeling. The opposing team’s attack breaks down, and your teammate picks up the ball and strides forward a few yards. You run into space ahead of him, anticipating the pass, which slides neatly into your stride….

John Terry: not guilty of racism, but guilty of talking like a 10-year-old

[ooyala id=”0wNjZ4Mjpuw1eseL1xNvHzgcSfob1Ezu” ] So, John Terry. Not a racist, or at least not guilty of actually racially abusing Anton Ferdinand. The rehabilitation of football’s most hated man continues: after he, together with fellow Chelsea defender and universal hate figure Ashley Cole, were held to be among the bright-ish stars, or starlike objects, of England’s surprisingly-not-actually-embarrassing…

London Olympics 2012: stop whining, everybody, it could be amazing

Stop your whining, everybody. With all due respect to my fellow bloggers Iain Martin and James Delingpole, stop your whining, and at least try to enjoy it. I’m talking about the Olympics, obviously. And I have to address their concerns, and my own. Yes, London’s transport system is going to creak and groan and probably,…